Publish or Perish

A certain Jeremy L. Martin greatly impresses us with his publication list. Following is a small sample:

1. On the equation |Ξ|_- / ||Ξ||^- = -||Ξ^- / |Ξ|||_-, Linearity, to appear.
2. Cocomputing cocohomological coobstructions to cocombing the cohairs on a cococonut using coCoCoA (with Ezra Miller), Tropical Mathematics, to appear.
3. Linear programming on a base-13 abacus, Journal of Arrant Foolishness, to appear.
4. On the singularities of poached foie gras topped with a warm mesclun mod-p reduction and served over baby ratatouille, Communications of the Proceedings of the Bulletin, to appear.
5. Yet another grand unified theory of everything, Grand Unified Theories of Everything, to appear.
6. Xibu sfbmmz hpft po jotjef uif OTB, Cryptography and Discreet Mathematics 11 (2005), 11011011--11110101.
7. A short proof of the Riemann Hypothesis, Crank Quarterly 206 (2004), 4--803.

With an ouvre like this, Mr. Martin is surely well on his way to tenure! Anyone who manages to get published in the prestigious Electronische Zeitschrift für Mathematik und verschiedene andere Sachen deserves nothing less.

Comments

[Nicholas Weininger]

Thanks. That's the funniest thing I've read in many months. #14 and #17 are, IMHO, even better than the ones you quoted, though somewhat more in-jokeish.

[radek]

I particularly like the 'Electronic Publications of the Visigoth Mathematical Society'.