Another blow to the myth of sex-crazed Scandinavians: if tawdry sexual encounters with complete strangers is what you want, then Great Britain is the best place in the world to be. Of course, you'll have to keep in mind that said British sex will necessarily take place under the influence of insane amounts of alcohol, and with some scruffy chav or cellulite-encrusted beluga, but hey, sex is sex, right? Life in Britain is one long tutorial in the importance of placing quality over quantity: never in history has the prospect of so much sex with so many offered so little temptation ...
PS: This is the Daily Mail we're talking about, so I thought I should follow up on the source from which these insights were drawn. As best I can tell, the numbers come from one of David Schmitt's papers from 2008 on this page, though as yet I've been unable to determine which one it is exactly.
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