Good to see that there are still British tourists out there holding up the flag for Britannia:
NINE British women face vice charges for taking part in an oral sex competition on a saucy holiday. The raunchy tourists were arrested for prostitution offences on the Greek party island of Zakynthos.
What class! What elan! It just fills one with pride, doesn't it? But the women of Great Britain aren't the only ones at the top of the greasy pole(s).
A spokesman said the sordid competition had been video recorded and was to be posted on the internet. Female tourists from Britain and Sweden reached the final of the oral sex competition after getting through several knock-out rounds.
Where were these upstanding representatives of Swedish womanhood when I was actually in Sweden? Were they all on holiday in Greece or something? These fine specimens clearly aren't marriage material (at least not in my book), but at least there'd have been a good chance they wouldn't all look like Jabba the Hutt ...
[Via The Marmot's Hole.]
PS: Let it also be said here that apart from displaying an admirable spirit of competitiveness, the women of the British Isles are nothing if not generous when overseas - drunken excesses notwithstanding, the locals in many a resort have much to be grateful to us for.